sorry… but no post today going through emotional turmoil not in condition to write..
Category: Something Different (page 3 of 5)
I’m not feeling well today so I won’t begin my next story today but as a compensation here is an adult joke… n please it is with no intention to offend any religion…
Two priests went to take a bath after late mass. In the middle of the bath they realized they had forgotten soap. Not expecting anyone around at that time, one of them ran out naked to pick the soap. He picked two bars. On the way back he heard some people talking. He stood on wall disguised as a statue. They were 3 nuns. “What’s this?” asked the 1st nun. She touched his dick and he dropped one bar of soap. “A soap dispenser” she said. The 2nd nun touched it and he dropped the 2nd bar. “Yes it is” she said. The 3rd nun touched it but since he had two bars, he couldn’t drop another one. She continued rubbing the dick harder and harder…”Look hand cream!!!” she said.
As today is something different day…
Are French Kisses Injurious To Health?
According to scientists, more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a casual French kiss.
The ‘French kiss’ was named this way during the first few years of the 20th century. The French are known for their odd and adventurous sex practices. The French kiss is a symbol of intimacy and sexual desire between lovers.
Apart from these light facts, a recent study reports that when two people French kiss each other, they exchange more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria. The study also claims that the couple also exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other organic substances. The research was carried out in Sweden and the scientists say that the objective of the report is not to discourage French kiss but to increase the awareness of good oral hygiene.
The event that carried this research is also looking for a couple who can break the record for the longest French kiss. The current holders of this record are Louisa Almedovar and Rich Langley, from New Jersey, who kissed for 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds in 2001. According to another research it is said that during a French kiss, 5 calories are burnt and puts 29 facial muscles in motion which is very good to prevent wrinkles. It is also said that French kissing increases your blood pressure and heart rate along with blood hormone levels. So French kissing has its advantages and disadvantages but the real emphasis, according to scientists, is to promote oral hygiene and make the benefits of French kissing clear.
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Due to some serious business I had to take care of I could not post the promised episode of The Paradox. I’ll surely post it tomorrow… My sincere apologies… Stay tuned for more crisp…